WARNING: THIS MAY NOT BE GOOD FOR KIDS UNDER 7 OR ABOVE 80. THANK YOU.

"I have a virtual pet llama- his name is Steve. I do not know how old he is but he likes to art and sleep and poop. He is very lazy and fat. He is like a celeberty. He throws up 10% of his daily fat then gains 10X more when he sleeps. He loves to eat the neighbors cats- that's why they're always missing. Also, he is majorally attracted to goats and donkeys. He thinks giraffes are scary because they stare him down. He eats elephant guts. 102,000,029,938 tons of it each day.